I never had nothing
No one to care
That’s why I seem
To have more than my share
I’ve got a woman
Crazy for me
She’s funny that way

I hurt her feelings
Once in a while
Her only answer
Is one little smile
I’ve got a woman
Crazy for me
She’s funny that way

I can see no other way
No better plan
End it all and let her go
To some better man

But I’m only human
A coward at best
I’m more than certain
She’d follow me west
I’ve got a woman
Crazy for me
She’s funny that way

Though she loves to work
And slave for me everyday
She'd be so much better off
If I went away
But why should I leave her?
Why should I go?
I’ve got a woman
Crazy for me
She’s funny that way