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Goose On The Loose Lyrics - Artist : Bull, Dan
(Goose on the loose
Goose on the loose Goose on the loose) I'm a goose on the loose, get ready for abuse Get ready for abuse from a goose on the loose I'm a goose on the loose, get ready for abuse From a two-foot waddling douche nozzle goose I'm a goose on the loose, get ready for abuse Get ready for abuse from a goose on the loose Reduce you to tears and then poof, I vamoose Reappear here with my beak up your caboose Till I'm touching your gooch, whatchya gonna do? No sleuth can deduce the truth, there isn't proof Asshole nuisance In a whole new sense Come on, I'm just helping you relax, you're too tense I'm cataclysmic It's kind of characteristic Of my habit for mischief Standing in your cabbages and having a quick shit I'm a little bit savage when I'm nabbing your jam sandwiches And wrecking your picnic No one saw me, definitely didn't threaten the witness Nevertheless, I suggest you mind your own business From gardener to grocer, to butcher, to baker You can all suck my cloaca I'm a goose on the loose, get ready for abuse Get ready for abuse from a goose on the loose I'm a goose on the loose, get ready for abuse From a two-foot waddling douche nozzle goose When I cause a commotion I show no emotion Throw your clothes in the water, they're soaking So what? I'm doing your laundry Throw the soap in, I wonder how good a radio is at floating Oopsie, was that yours? Oh well, broken Ooh, the grocer's is open, I'm going in And I won't be coming back out till they're closing I pick and mix my mischief in the moment It's as if they mixed Pixar with the Omen A pitch-black heart even darker than Dolan Roll up, I'm smoking dope on Joe Rogan Going rogue, quacking unintelligible slogans Honk, honk, noot, noot, what a cutie Come on shake your tail feather, waddle that booty If you wanna get down you gotta catch me Fuck factory farming, don't @ me Goose on the loose, get ready for abuse Get ready for abuse from a goose on the loose I'm a goose on the loose, get ready for abuse From a two-foot waddling douche nozzle goose Goose on the loose, get ready for abuse Get ready for abuse from a goose on the loose I'm a goose on the loose, get ready for abuse From a two-foot waddling douche nozzle goose This is targeted harassment, blah blah blah Might I enquire, did you ask if you could try my foie gras? Ah-ha! Thought not, better leave your door locked 'Cause I'm a big bird and you're a small cock Aw, what's the matter, did I prod a little sore spot? Next time I'm going to rip your motherclucking balls off I make your jaw drop with all the stuff I pilfer Fuck swans, #nofilter I'm just telling the truth, diligently pillaging the villagers Of any shred of dignity, my goodness, what a silly goose Big up to Vinny Noose and Russel of Rockit If all the stuff in your pocket's of any use then I've already got it I'm not stopping, always shopping for new ways To ruin days, I'm a plumate Saddam Hussein I'll hide your boots or untie your shoelace Then I take you on another wild goose chase I'm a goose on the loose, get ready for abuse Get ready for abuse from a goose on the loose I'm a goose on the loose, get ready for abuse From a two-foot waddling douche nozzle goose Uh, uh Might as well have fun 'cause your happiness is done When your goose is cooked, making you jump When the goose bumps, I'm leaving you shook (I'm leaving you shook I'm leaving you shook I'm leaving you shook) |
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