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Ronaldo Review (2015) Lyrics - Artist : Quadeca
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97 Ronaldo striker Rap player review I haven't done this for like, five-million years But we're bringin' it back, here we go Uh 97 Ronaldo, man, I got him in a pack I knew that I would have to try him when I saw him on the map Man, he's bossin' with them stats, he is flawless, and in fact He is ballin' while he's all in while I'm talkin' on this rap Defenders fallin' on their backs, none of them are stoppin' him Tryna go and start blockin' him while he just keeps Ronaldo-choppin' them Got five stars on them skill moves, which he will use to kill dudes Beats one, then two, then three, then four, beats five, then six, then seven, then scores He's a legend, but more, he scores every time he takes a shot He's got this craziness to no other player's got He's better than Jesus if EA made Jesus a FIFA card He killed ev'ry demon, he's the reason people believe in God He's too fast, the camera angles can't keep up with him Get rage quits ev'ry game, 'cause people've had enough of him He is truly the best player that I have ever tried I'll keep him forever, just know that I am never sellin' mine He's a record-breaker, all y'all fellow haters are just jealous 'Cause y'all never made it, and instead, you're gettin' relegated His dribblin' is crazy, you can see the clips now He's always in the right spot with good runs, figure it out He's the only good thing that's come out of the price caps Worth like six-million, very nice for a price tag Not your typical physical, he's a literal animal Volleys it from forty yards, that isn't understandable It goes in every time- how the hell is that possible? Can take shots from a million yards, still goes across the goal It's nautical nonsense, this card is like a cheat Ev'ry defender you come against, he just has to beat Record-Breaker Ronaldo, 97 at striker He's pretty easy to pack, 'cause his card weight is lighter On the player scale, of course he's gettin' a ten Thanks for watchin'! Go subscribe and I'll see you again |
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