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Bound 2 Parody Lyrics - Artist : Bart Baker
[Shani Shousterman:]
Uh-huh, honey. [Kanye West:] This video might be the worst thing in history. Even worse than when I asked Kim to marry me. Bound. [Shani Shousterman:] Douchebags in love [Kanye West:] Bound. [Shani Shousterman:] Douchebags in love Uh-huh, honey. [Kanye West:] Why am I inside a 90's screensaver? These backgrounds look like old Windows wallpaper I'm losing my brain This concept is trash Why the hell am I dressed up like a lumberjack? I know that I'm a narcissistic psycho Ignorant, going on rants at every show Even the president said I'm a jackass. [Barack Obama:] It's a true fact The whole country knows that. [Kanye West:] I think I'm a lyrical genius, but why? Most of the lyrics in this song would make Pac cry. And how come Kim look like a wannabe J Lo? Only thing bigger than her ass is my ego. (Uh-huh, honey.) Uh I'm so childish If you critique me I'll fuckin lose it Throw a tantrum like a five year old kid And that's the reason why I am a gay fish. [Charlie Wilson:] Kim K And Kanye Together Is damn sure To make the world throw up Please save us god (Uh-huh, honey.) [Kanye West:] This just turned into a gross sex tape You might as well call me the new Ray J But hey, that's how Kim got famous I mean damn, might as well show off her only true talent Yes, you named our Kimyaby Northwest And yes, it's because we're smug and mindless. (Uh-huh, honey.) But hey, who wouldn't want their first kid To be named after a direction? And I think that I am the black Jesus Why you think I named my new album Yeezus? Now it's my time to die for your sins Watch out god here comes Kanye bitch. (Uh-huh, honey.) [Charlie Wilson:] Kanye Is dead now He's flying Through the clouds This is really messed up Heaven is fucked. (Uh-huh, honey.) [God:] And this year's Lifetime Achievement Award goes to... [Jesus:] Nelson Mandela. [Nelson Mandela:] Thank you so much! I've always dreamed what it would be like to win one of these. But I never actually thought it would happen. Thank you so very! [Kanye West:] Yo, Nelson. I'm really happy for you. I'm-a let you finish. That I just wanted to say, I should've won this award. If I lived in '95, I would've been the greatest person of all time. Of all time! [Jesus:] Are you fucking kidding me?! [God:] I have no idea how he even got up here! [Kanye West:] What the?! Where the hell am I?! [Taylor Swift:] Well, well, well. If it isn't Kanye West! [Kanye West:] Taylor Swift?! You were the devil?! [Taylor Swift:] Ha ha ha ha ha ha HAA!! That's right! I've been waiting for this moment ever since the 2009 VMAs!! HAAA ha ha ha ha ha ha ha HAA! [Kanye West:] Oh, shit! |
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