If there's a playground to be won
A job to be done
(He'll come sliding to the rescue)
If you been pinned down
By a posse of clowns
(He'll break up the party
Get lost, scram)

You never hear him crying
He's brave as a lion
When he jumps into action
His fist start flying

Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
He's always ready
When there's danger at hand
Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
Martial arts expert
Of Reptarland

Chuckie Chan
Chuckie Chan
Better watch it
He'll bust you up

You never hear him crying
He's brave as a lion
When he jumps into action
His fist start flying

Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
He's always ready
When there's danger at hand
Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
Martial arts expert
Of Reptarland

When the lights go dim
It's not a problem for him
(I pity any monster underneath his bed)
Well he can stare into the eye
Of the oatmeal guy
(Chuckie doesn't lose his head)
If you've been chased around
By a kung-fu chopping clown
(He'll come swinging to the rescue)
If your rituals been attacked
By a samurai pack
(He'll break up the party)

You don't have to worry
He's got fist of fury
His master full karate kicks
Turns right into chopsticks

Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
He's always ready
When there's danger at hand
Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
Martial arts expert
Of Reptarland

Look out suckers

Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
He's always ready
When there's danger at hand
Here comes Chuckie Chan (Here comes Chuckie Chan)
Martial arts expert
Of Reptarland

He's da man!