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Uncharted 4 (RAP REVIEW) Lyrics - Artist : Jakey
So you got a PS4 but you don't know what to play?
You play games all day You play Rocket League Bloodborne Witcher 3 Phantom Pain (Oh my God I love that game) You played all of the fucking remastered collections You beat every level in Rayman Legends You need a new title to be your obsession You got 60 dollars Just look at Elena! Uncharted 4 is a new game It's cinematic as hell like a movie It's got graphics better than Grown Ups 2 If you hate real life you'll hate this too Just look at this detail sliding in the mud (yeauh) Or maybe this boat (ugh) Or when they makin' love (woo) Shit are they gonna fuck? Shit I don't give a fuck! Cause the game had a motherfuckin' stealth and shit So now Nathan Drake isn't always murderous But you gotta still do some murderin' It's a cover based shooter (EVER heard of it?) The platforming is still super easy as hell But it accommodates combat very well Oh uh, and uh by the way... DID I MENTION there's a motherfucking grappling hook in this game?! I'm Tarzan come meet my brother Jane Bonus shit like slow mo Max Payne So much work put into this game Good characters well written as well Even though Drake should probably be in jail Even though Drake should probably be in hell Can you even count the number of people that he's killed Game runs at a solid 30 fps Lenght 12 hours 25 minutes Quick time events can still suck a dick Otherwise a wonderful experince Multiplayer is suprisingly lit You get to swing around like a fucking bad bitch You get to swing around shooting dudes in the dick Did I mention I love swingin' on this shit Uncharted 4 Will get a good score That score is Elena out of PS4 It's the best in the series It's a console must have To make your friends jealous And to make your dad proud Nakey Jakey UH! |
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