I learned guitar just to play you this song
I took français just to give you le monde
I'll jack you a car even though it's wrong
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh
I'll peel you a grape and I'll feed you a prawn
I'll bake you a cake and I'll water your lawn
I use the crummy paddle when we play ping-pong
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh

I said
Don't you ever worry 'bout a thing, 'bout a thing
Don't you ever worry 'bout a thing, 'bout a thing
'Cause I'mma gonna give you everything, everything
I got your back

I'm taking taekwondo
If people mess with you I'll kick 'em with my toe
I got the situation under control
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
I said

'Cause you're my number one
You're my number one
I got your back for sure
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
I said

I grew you some kale 'cause you don't eat meat
I like your pictures and I'll favorite your tweets
I'll harvest silkworms just to make you some sheets
Whoa-oh, whoa-oh

I said, I said
Don't you ever worry 'bout a thing, 'bout a thing
Don't you ever worry 'bout a thing, 'bout a thing
'Cause I'mma gonna give you everything, everything
I got your back

I'm taking taekwondo
If people mess with you I'll kick 'em with my toe
I got the situation under control
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
I said

'Cause you're my number one
You're my number one
I got your back for sure
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
I said, I said

Imma break it down in the rap part
'Cause you're my half heart, the poem in my hallmark
Cardiac arrest will hit the chest
Of any man with willingness to mess with my mistress
I will throw a kick to your voice box
My tiger claw will knock your socks off
Any tough chap who wants a death scrap
Will be lying flat on their back in a dirt nap

I'm taking taekwondo
If people mess with you I'll kick 'em with my toe
I got the situation under control
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
I said

I'm taking taekwondo
If people mess with you I'll kick 'em with my toe
I got the situation under control
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
I said

'Cause you're my number one
You're my number one
I got your back for sure
You know I'll always be your lifelong beau
I said

You're my number one
You're my number one
You're my number one